Wednesday, March 1, 2006
Can Bunnies Eat Nectarine
EP brilliant electoral strategy
A year
Progressive Encounter government runs the persistent rumor that the leaders are, convinced that after five years of government would be impossible to obtain approval and retain 50.6% of the electorate for the elections of 2009 - would have developed the current government policies in order to win the remaining 49.4% should withhold approval of a low 1.2% of current voters.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Jock Straps For Big And Tall Mens
Eastern the grave!
Following this strange revival of patriotic pride Eastern novaleventar prophylactic measure recommended reading 20 times the last post of Benito entitled "Yes, I am Uruguayan" and attend rallies in support Tienda Inglesa, disguised as a butcher, bloody knife in hand and with a banner that read:
"Zeta Saravia and traitors. The country became a knife and thanks to the English."
Monday, February 27, 2006
Ge Profile Microwave Convection Recipes
Saravia and "them"
Enough has been said about Saravia's comment on the appropriateness of teaching high school students to handle weapons Uruguayans. No less could be expected of a devilish Saravia.
Now, the good thing is that Saravia comment simply said: "In 25 years 'they' will come with food and water."
Since then, a doubt eats me ...
Who are they?
They are the poor to the rich.
They are the rich to the poor. They are black
thieves.
They are the white thieves. They are thieves
red. They are the ladris
of cap and ships.
They are the cap and ship managers. They are circumstantially
Argentines.
They eventually may become the Brazilians
They are the U.S.-Israeli alliance to the Palestinians of Chuy
They are the terrorists in the Triple Border
They are alien to Earthlings Earthlings
They are to Earthlings
They are either than us.
In what is certain is that "they" are bad. Bravo
What, ultimately, is to realize who the good.
examination, however, Saravia has done what has very few precedents in the recent history of Uruguay. Possible to take advantage of a conflict, since the government put the enemy, here at 25 years, provided across borders. Any enemy. Them.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
How Can You Tell If You Have Dandruff Or Lice
I have powers
is true, I have a half silly powers, but no less striking. No good for much: just to see a few hours in advance what books I find at the fair.
To you I look funny, but I was a little scary. Come on, one thing is not having any power at all and another is to have a power, more useless it is. The world is changing dramatically before verification how wonderful rationally inexplicable.
As if that was not enough power in luck I have had absolutely useless (and I repeat no less wonderful and scary) today has become downright harmful. And that leads me to consider if this will be the essential feature of all supernatural powers.
As you know, almost every Sunday I go to the Feria de Tristan Narvaja. And almost every Saturday night I stayed in my house talking to Remo, on whatever. Well, sometimes that has happened in those talks rather eventful night and I expressed aloud: "Tomorrow on the show I find this book." I have met many times, but always happens is quite touching, especially because it is books that come looking for months and even years. And especially because it is not something that occurs to me that every Saturday night and guesses a few times. No. Every time I said I would find a book I found, meaning that even if they were a few times, the success rate is a resounding 100%
Once was "Profane Love" by Catherine Dunn. Remo is that he had read with enthusiasm and returned it before I could read it. So one day I had no doubt that the next morning I would find at the fair. And I found it. It may seem impressive to those not used to seeing week after week the same books. Simply put, the probability that one day to another displayed the book we are looking for months, tends to zero. And it happened not only with Dunn, whose book had information that tended to appear here and there but I never encounter it, but off unique books of Elmore Leonard, JD Salinger and Kurt Vonnegut now.
Remo is that yesterday I asked if by chance he had "Galapagos." Her question came out of nowhere, for nothing and smart and no, I have no "Galapagos". But immediately afterwards said "Tomorrow I'll find 'Welcome to the Monkey House', in English or translated. Why did I say that? "We were not talking about" Galapagos ", which Nor did he have? It would be simply because he would find "Welcome to the Monkey House" The next morning, and no "Galapagos." So, I went to the fair for Cerro Largo, twisted by Tristan Narvaja and went to Ruben. And there was, at $ 50, a book that makes it look ... 10 years?
But earlier I said that my powers have become useless downright harmful. Why? Because while the intense thrill of finding the book led me to buy it right away and not noticing anything, once coming to my house I noticed that the book was a library. More precisely from the library by Remo. How do you keep him without feeling like a bastard? Who gives me back my $ 50? Farewell to the Monkey House. Farewell to $ 50.
I have powers ...
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