The Almost Deads
Is not there a band with that name? OK, I think not, and which is formally anointed the band's official blog. His hits include "The Deads Almost Dead" and "Dying all life long," the latter about the life of a hairdresser whose refrain goes "Dying to Dye / Dying all life long / You were wrong / Life is a lie." The Almost Deads is playing now in Lima, Peru-Uruguay match, I hear on the radio as I write.
self-referential writing is not all bad, but no worse than the bad writing self-referential writing. It is like holding a drunk, "Sho eshhtoy not bor-rr-acho.
If a blog starts to realize how painful it may be writing a blog, we're stuck. When he writes a blog starts to rely on Dr. Johnson to justify their laziness, The Almost Deads play harder.
"Only a blockhead writes with no money involved"
The great Dr. Johnson is absolutely right, but there are those who are socks with joy. Or those who have so many ideas that no matter wasting two or three ideas weak fool to change any money and a little fun. Not so Ghetto.
To this is added a handful of convictions about how or what should be a blog:
a) should be updated twice a week promedially
b) should disappear if you spend more than three weeks without updating
c) posts or entries should be allowed capricious, short or even incomprehensible.
I think all the blogs I like to meet these three premises, except mine.
Let's see, I'll do something horrible. I'll make The Almost Deads touch "Diggin 'in the dirt" completely inappropriate song to your style. It is an exercise in self-destruction. You dig in the trash when he wants to survive. Look for food in trash or going to a psychiatrist, which is more or less the same. And for Almost Deads, trying to survive a suicide.
Diggin 'in the dirt is, in this case, dive in my red notebook. Reading the last thing written or copied the following meeting.
Not the snow of flowers,
That the hurrying wild wind whirls round the garden court
:
What withers and falls away
in this place is I myself
Kintsune Fujiwara no
It's beautiful, but why it sounds that is the argument against:
"Just Because you've got bananas in the fridge
Does not mean you've got monkeys in your attic" ?
How can we explain that in a review? Is say: "Not the hailstorm of bananas, That the hurrying wild cold in the fridge freezer: what Withers and falls away in this place Are the monkeys in my attic"
OK, it's funny and almost wrong, but there are always funny that ruins the beauty of Japanese poetry or Amelie Nothomb says:
"ruin our life with the hope that doing so also the ruin of others"
or even funny to ruin your life after death :
"A bus carrying capability only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They Then get to Meet Their Maker, and of the grief Because They Have Experienced; I decide to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
Acá recuerdo o mejor, tendría remember the book by Will Self "How The Dead Live" (favorite book Almost Deads). But all I can grab a phrase "Crops commiting herbicide" . I know I had a lengthy discussion on whether the sentence was correct or not, but I can not remember the premise of the discussion. Damn grass.
Two unrelated events to explain the abandonment of reviews:
"Prolonged, indiscriminate Involves Constantly Reviewing of books books about inventing reactions Towards Which one has no spontaneous feelings whatever." George Orwell
"A horse is at least HUMAN, for god's sake"
I said to myself, or rather I argue that review is a spin not know where, spinning thoughts that appear isolated, ideas or appointments or authors names or lists of unrelated ideas. Since Nick Hornby published "High Fidelity", ruined the fun hobby of the world. Amazon is known for Listmania! and of course not mediobobo Hornby was the first amateur to them. First, how could it be otherwise, is none other than the Jewish God, dictating that he spent his commandments, sins and all kinds of lists of what could and could not be done.
Charts today
America Rename to upset the Yankees:
USA - United States of America (why not?)
USA - South American Union
CHE - U.S. Brotherhood Confederation
FIDEL - Independent Federation of American States
OSAMA - Mexico Organization of American South to Argentina
F *** U - United Federac ***
Ten people doing the same job his father, but worse.
Jesus George W.
Bush
Jorge Batlle
Julian and / or Sean Lennon
Jorge Martin Amis Charlie Sheen
Onetti
Ziggy Marley Jolie Angelina
Sofia Coppola Study dogs
Fashionable long ago. Today almost disappeared
Afghan Collie
Setter Pekingese Pointer
All time classics
Beagle Boxer Cocker
Doberman German Shepherd Labrador
Poblacion still abundant but take out
Rottwailer
Dalmatian Breton
still fashionable for a short while Fila
Cimarron
Husky Pit Bull
never fully fashioned for inconvenience several
Great Dane Chihuahua
Bull Dog Sausage
Please do not diagnose and tune in to The Almost Deads singing in "Dead dog, no rabies": "A dog is a dog / dead like a log / They do not give a fuck / 'bout your blog "
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